All-Out War (Blog war, that is)

You fit in with: Humanism Your ideals mostly resemble that of a Humanist. Although you do not have a lot of faith, you are devoted to making this world better, in the short time that you have to live. Humanists do not generally believe in an afterlife, and therefore, are committed to making the world a better place for themselves and future generations. 0% scientific. 40% reason-oriented.

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

hindi kumpleto. stupid encoding. pero wow. humanist ako. (which is more than I can say for a lot of people I know)

P.S nasa AS comp lab ako. i intended to do my paper for fil50. pero you know how it goes ^_^

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Another year of STAND-UP politics. Another year of serving the smelly poor. Another year of being made to go by professors to their discussions and forums when we could have spent the afternoon at Starbucks. Another year of making trips to squatter areas that have negative effects on our looks. In short, another year of STAND-UP politics. It is our duty as UP students, the cream of the crop and the elite of the country, to ensure that this will never happen again.

We therefore present to you: The UP Student’s Guide to the USC Elections 2006 Part 1

ALYANSA (Alyansa para sa Sa Ating Sariling Interes)

Colleges with Strong Presence: CSSP, Econ, BA

Personalities: Paricia “I smell Stalinists” Evangelista, Ina “I Will Win This Time” Langit, Patsy “Can’t Get Enough of Drawing My Face” Alcantara

Some Member Orgs: Buklod-CSSP, Buklod-CSSP, Buklod CSSP and did I mention Buklod-CSSP?

For half a decade, ALYANSA has stood toe to toe against those goddamn National Democrats (actually, ALYANSA has spent most of those years on their knees like Eric Morales) and ALYANSA has shown that it can hit below the belt, sling the mud, or in other words, be the Traditional Politicians that we all aspire to be. ALYANSA’s stands that are opposite those of STAND-UP’s (that’s plus points for them) often prove to be electoral suicide in a University full of idealistic idiots. However, tricks like organizations that live only during election day to give out black propaganda leaflets have managed to keep them alive during these dark and red years. ALYANSA has mastered the art of using student organization heads to ensure 100% ALYANSA votes for these orgs’ members. One reason that ALYANSA’s banner has always stood tall in CSSP while under colleges fall under the evil STAND-UP invasion.

Initial Rating: 4 Stars

KAISA (Kinangina! Another STAND-UP Clone)

Colleges with Strong Presence: NCPAG

Personalities: JP “Binuking ang Sarili” Kulet, JB “Needs Journ 101 Badly” Lumanog, That Org Head who almost lives in Sarah’s, Emil “Alyansa Kick-Out” Tape-in-nyo

Some Member Orgs: Sanlakas Youth, KAMPI, SDK, YND, KPD, FDC, PM, BMP and any other organization that claims to be Progressive and with no more than 20 members.

Less durable than ALYANSA (KAISA was formed a year ago by orgs that left ALYANSA after a power struggle), KAISA nevertheless carries many familiar faces. This is not surprising as this party carries many organizations and individuals that have been part of similar attempts to create a so-called Third Force (in the traditional STAND-UP – Alyansa scene) in the past. While KAISA is not yet the strongest bet in the block, its host of rabid anti-National Democrat members (read: anti-Joma Sison) while make it a thorn at the side of those evil Maoists.

Initial Rating: 3 Stars

MANIFESTO (Mga Maka-Diyos na ginagamit ng Future Trapos)

Colleges with Strong Presence: The Lord is Everywhere!!!

Personalities: Ivan “Praise the Lowrd” Pikachu, Chris “Almost Lost to No One” Law, Jamir “Praise the Lowrd with Feelings” Ocampo

Some Member Orgs: NN2M (No Need 2 Mention. The Majority of these Orgs didn’t want to have their names dragged in this mess)

Last year’s elections proved the maturity of UP students as some candidates finally unleashed the untapped potential of religious organizations. These people vote as a bloc, no questions asked. It also helped that some of them were as good in dirty tactics as the party they were kicked off from (ALYANSA). Another plus is that they actually believe they are some sort of Joan of Arc.

Initial Rating: 5 Stars!!!

lyrics para sa mga comrades. sana lang maisip ninyo ako pag inaawit ninyo iyan. charot! senti mode! stp!

Tutulan ang pagtaas ng presyo ng langis/kuryente/tubig! - Anakbayan

Ligaya ni Ketchup Nadal

Ilang awit pa ba ang aawitin laban kay GMA?
Ilang martsa pa ba ang lalakarin laban kay GMA?
limang taon na nga kaming nagtitiis syo
pero barat parin pasweldo sa magulang ko

Meron pa ba akong kakainin sa E-VAT mo?
Meron pa ba akong iipunin pang tuition ko?
gagawin ko ang lahat kahit mag summer job
ngunit kulang-kulang parin dahil sa budget cut

Chorus:
Sagot ng UP at ng bayan ay walang humpay na protesta
kabataan manindigan ka, mula sa klase patungong Mendiola
Wag ka sanang matakot at magduda
dahil nasa panig natin ang masa
at tayo’y mabubuhay na tahimik at maginhawa

oooh…ooooh…ooooh….

Ilang buhay ba ang uubusin ng AFP?

Ilang utang pa ba ang papasinin ng mga

kano

?
tulad ni marcos si gloria’y walang pinagiba
basta’t ang IMF at world bank ay masaya

chorus

Magasin ni Paolo “Face for Radio”

Santos

Alapaap ng Sick Michael Mind

May isang umaga, na tayo’y magsasama
Haya at halina sa alapaap
O, anong sarap, haa…

Hanggang sa dulo ng mundo
Babaguhin natin eto
Ang masa na lumuluha
sabay nanating lalaya

Chorus:

Masdan mo ang ating bansa
‘Di mo ba nakikita
Kung hindi ngayon at hindi tayo kelan at sino pa?
Gusto mo bang sumama ?

Hindi mo na kailangan ang magtago’t mahiya
Basta tayo ay kumikilos ng sama-sama
Kalimutan lang muna
Ang lahat ng problema
Huminga ka ng malalim at tayo’y lalarga na
Handa na bang lumaya

Adlib:

pa-pa-pa-hirap-sa-masa
pa-pa-pa-talsikin-na

Ang daming bawal sa Pinas
(malayang kaisipan)
Sinasakal nila tayo
(na parang martial law)
Buksan ang puso at isipan
(walang sagot kundi digmaan)
Ipaglaban ang kalayaan
(ipaglaban)

Nakita ko siya sa Time (o newsweek b?) magasin.
Nakangiti ang titulo
Survivor of the year
Sa mga tindahan, sa buong bayan
Nagmamahal ang mga de lata
Sa E-VAT ni Gloria
Naaalala mo pa ba
ang pamasahe’y kwatro lang?
Di ko inakalang ganung kagarapal.
Milyon milyon ang kita,
Petron Caltex Shell walanghiya
Medyo tahimik tayo

noon

Ngunit ngayon…
Ibaba si GMA!
Pati presyo ng langis!
Nagtataasan ang mga presyo.
Sana’y mag-resign ka na.
Sana’y walang problema
Pagkat kulang ang dala kong pera
Na pambili,
Pambili ng pagkain mamaya.
UP budget cut nanaman ngayon.
pangaabandona ng estado.
ito’y utos ng

kano

.
Siguro’y malapit ka na ring sumali
kay erap at kay marcos na mapapalayas
Kasi…
Nakita ko siya sa isang magasin.
At sa sobrang gulat ako’y napatingin.
GLORIA PAHIRAP ang pamagat.
Dali-daliang binuklat
At ako’y namulat
Sa hubad na katotohanan.
Nasaan ka na kaya?

Sana

tablan ka ng hiya
Sana sa susunod na isyu
Ay nag-resign ka na!